The local EMT’s decided to set up a triage exercise located at my school tonight. They were in need of “victims” to practice on, so my drama teacher recruited a bunch of his students to join in all the fun. You know, gaping head wounds made of clay, plastic third degree burns, makeup bruises — SERIOUS STUFF, PEOPLE! The process of creating the illusions was quite entertaining. My favorite person of the whole night was my friend Natalie. She was the lucky recipient of the gaping head wound, which we would later find out killed her.
Pre-injury.

Mid-makeup.

That bottle of blood was “zesty mint flavor”, you know, in case you want to drink some blood. It’s safe. Don’t worry. Go for it.
Pre-blood.

Ready to be dead!

I know, I know. 100% totally rad, right? I know. Her skull is TOTALLY STICKING OUT OF HER HEAD and the blood is RUNNING DOWN HER FACE. Yeah, rad. After the makeup was finished, the kids were placed in the hall in an attempt to make it look like some sort of horrific accident had occurred in the high school. Unfortunately, my camera battery decided to give out so that I couldn’t properly document the most exciting part of the night. I resorted to using my phone.
I’M IN SHOCK! in the foreground. THIRD DEGREE BURNS! over on the right. Miscellaneous other injuries throughout the hall.

The kid on the left has no arm. The young lad on the right has a piece of glass STUCK IN HIS FACE and was doing a very good job of being IN PAIN.

When it was time, the EMT’s slowly wandered through the hall. In a painfully nonchalant manner, they assessed each injured person, labeling them a certain color(red, yellow, green and black I think) based on their apparent injuries. Let me just say…EMT’s, isn’t this supposed to be an emergency? A major disaster? I mean, that’s the point of triage, right? So step it up! Hustle hustle hustle!!
Secret photo of an EMT assessing a dead Natalie. It went a little like this…EMT: “Let’s see…are you…dead per chance?” N: “Yup!”

Close-up of dead Natalie.

This was probably the most intense injury. For a second, I may have even thought it was real.

I hope it stained the floor. I want to see the look on students’ faces when they see that the entrance the their U.S. History classroom has BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER IT EEEEEWWW! I’m pretty sure someone might lose control of their bowels. Maybe. MAYBE.
Needless to say, this whole event was quite exciting. So much so that I think I overdid it with the caps lock in this post. Oh well.